Is American pig kosher already or who is the Pig in USA?
Dear American Jewish
friends,
I miss you a lot, especially last several months, due to
your high level of obsession about your elections. I know that your main
concern in those elections is the future of Israel , as the only safe haven of
eternally repressed people, people like you, who chose to be and live there for
some reason. And also I know, that some of you, who live in USA , are not less Jewish and patriots, than
those living in Israel .
You know very well, how many times you have been asked the question about pork
and why it is not kosher, though. I am not sure about you, but this is what I
respond to that question.
There is a very large
list of animals in The Bible forbidden for Jews to eat, but people chose to
focus particularly on poor, funny and pink pig, which is as banned, as dogs.
Then, again, why others are not so much hated by Jews? And here is the reason.
Every kosher animal
is recognized by two parameters – split hoof and chewing gum, and the hoof is
much more obvious criterion for human eye to recognize. While most of the non
kosher animals are missing that part, the pig, actually, has split hoofs, and
while it is lying, stretches them up front, so you may think it’s kosher. And
because of this tricky behavior pig has become the symbol of impurity. Now to
the point.
Every person
represent certain type of animal hidden inside of his body, based mainly on
his/her behavior. I would say about myself, that I am a fox, probably. Let’s look
deeply into the nature of two powerful people of today’s America – Trump and Clinton . Both are the children of people, who
grew up on pork obsessed culture. People, who conquered the land of indigenous,
brought Africans for service and until 60’s had signs on the doors of
restaurants saying – Blacks, Jews and Dogs forbidden! But in our days, both of
candidates have a lot of black professionals in their team and the daughters of
both of them are married to very educate and rich Jewish guys. BUT, there is a
tiny difference between those marriages. If Miss Trump converted to the
tradition of her husband, like Mrs Clinton accepting the last name of her
husband, Miss Clinton just consumed the guy into her, like Madonna after a good
kabala lesson, sucking the tongue of Britney Spears into her mouth publicly
on the stage. Do you remember the HOOF stretching syndrome still?
Our holy Sages tell us not use more words, than necessary,
to tell the truth!
So, G-d bless America ,
indeed, the pure and kosher America ,
only.
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